1.4
Ghz P4
384 mb SDRAM
64 mb Radeon 9000 Pro
80 GB Compacity |
Atholon XP
1700+
256mb Pc133 DDR RAM
64mb Geforce 4 TI42000
30 GB hard drive |
| Posistion/features
on the Site |
| Webmaster,
Creator, Reviews, Editorials, Ryan's Crap, Updates |
Dubbed
"the other guy", Co-Webmaster, Reviews, Editorials, Updates |
-"Taking"
Niagra falls in a barrel
-Using sarcasm in uneccessary circumstances
-Playing Dreamcast until inevitable collapse due to exhaustian
-Leaving hate letters in middle school lockers with return address; the north pole
-Starting food drives with no intent for the food to go anywhere but my stomach
-Moonlighting as Barry Manilow in little bars just outside of town
-Impersonated captain Kirk at funerals for people I dont know
-Playing in my one person band that kicks ass
-Swindeling the elderly with the promise of reaching heaven |
-Searching
for Neon brown
-purchasing copies of retail games at rediculously low prices
-using peniclin, I'm not diabetic
-digging up indian burial grounds, burying the bodies upside down, and leasing the land to
unexpecting suburbinites.
-dressing up like barry white and calling inanimate objects sexy.
-dressing up a pack of orphans like dogs and having them pull my sleds |
| "I'm
going to go out on a wimb for this one, but ...." |
"Don't
hurt me girls, but do what you must!" |
| The Softer Side (of
sears) |
-dandy
lions
-Long walks in wheat fields
-Trying on Moo-Moo's at Wal-Mart
-Making beautiful night gounds out of pigeons
-Shaving the Amish as they sleep |
-learning
how to play the guitar to Michele Branch songs
-talking about dating and Dawsons Crick during a game of dodgeball
-sun flowers are better
-frolicking in the snow |
Associates
Joel
Contact
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E-mail: jotofit@hotmail.com
Position on Site: Comics, Editorials
Quote: "everyone on earth is gay.... except for the people that aren't...."
Brian
Contact
Icq #: 33586328
E-mail: brian06@lycos.com
Position on Site: Music Reviews/Previews
Quote: "I'll be the corpse in your bathtub." |
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