Now I'm not sure if all children
are taught shame at as young an age as I was but I was embarrassed
to get dressed up and goto the neighbor's houses as long as I can
remember. Not saying I didn't go, but I always felt at least a little
stupid doing so.
As many of my friends know, as time goes on I have learned to live
without shame, it's great. But there are some damn stupid ideas
some people have, and frankily I feel bad for the poor kids who's
strange parents decide to live out their weird fantasies through dressing them
(for a child beauty queen this happens on a weekly basis). I actually
made some adds to explify what I'm talking about. Here are a couple
cute pictures I found on my friendly homepage and I'm sure yours
(if it isn't flatline).
Oh yeah, every father in the nation cringes at this picture, as
he grips tightly to his sons little league glove while he lays on
the bathroom floor infront a self made inferno of his childs "acting
make-up."

The next picture I have for you will make every middle age to older
woman in the room resonate "awws" in syncronization only
to be dimmed out by the heavy clank of dad's shot glass slamming on
the bar requesting another scotch.
Up next the perfect gift for the moderate to experienced shut-in.
This vampire screams, "Yeah, I'm a poorly made vampire and
I don't really care anymore, I just want to be me." Note the
realistic detail attained by making his legs longer than the rest
of his body and making his head far too small to fit his, or any
body.

Onward Christian soldiers to Halloweenie page
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