Oh yeah, If anyone has ever been to any concert, let alone all day music event you have been surrounded by unspeakable idiots, Im going to relate a couple of the things I saw while I was at the Vans Warped Tour.

Don't get me wrong I had a great time there, but the people...just soo stupid. For one, I guess it's just supply and demand but I spent $13.25 on 4 drinks, 4 drinks, first it's amazing that I only drank four in the time I was there because it was about 90 degrees and I was surrounded by sweaty strangers. $3 dollars for a water... I think that paying ANYTHING for water is outrageous. I stuck to the lemondaid, I hate lemonaid but at the time it was the most refreshing elixir I could have attained. For the idiot in that one i'll say myself, because later in the day I found a water fountain, yes, free water-> $13.25 later though.

Another person who I hate is the guy with the backwards hat who likes to "mosh" at inappropriate moshing bands, at inappropriate times. There is a band up, they are kinda slower, not real heavy, they are playing one of their better slower songs and this idiot decides that it makes him want to kick some ass I guess, he goes around pushing people, and so I just jack him in the back for being so stupid. He didnt stop though.

Also someone of equal demenor is the crowd surfer with poor timing, sure during the heat of the song you get up there and ride the crowd during one of the more up beat songs, not after a song is done and the lead singer is talking, that's calm down time. Not kickass ride the crowd time, i'll drop your ass like so much Enron stock my friend I am not even kidding. Also girls expect to be groped if you crowd surf with a bikini top on. That's all I have to say about that.

I have also attended several local fairs. The oddest of these being the "Ag & Youth fair." For you city slickers, "Ag" stands for agricultural, furhter explained means farm animals. Oh yeah nothing to get me roarin for a good time like heaps of horse and cow shit.

I had to work at this fair as well and oh yeah, this was great. The only thing that could have made it better would have been if the people I had to work with werent so stupid that they could scoop their own goddamned ice cream. Alright I understand me and my friend work at the ice cream part of the shop with isnt even seperated by your warm food part of the place but if you have ever used a spoon your more than qualified to put it on your own damned apple dumpling.

Another thing, the kids from the public school worked in 3 hours shifts, I was there for 6 and half hours. If I were getting paid I wouldnt have cared that much, also if I wasnt supposed to attend a wedding at 4 o'clock I might not minded either. They wouldnt let me leave, she said I could go walk around the fair but I would have to wait before I can leave. I nearly pointed out the grotesque assholes sitting in the back talking, eating the stuff I was making, and asking me for ice cream on their apple dumpling could have EASILY handled the ice cream job. Furthermore, if I could have went and walked around why couldnt I just walk to my car and leave?!

I also met the dullest, most worthless woman alive at this fair. She was from out of state, which I sympathized with because sure, it might be kinda hard since your not from here, but I gave her the directions to get back to the hotel, they went like this. Goto the end of the parking lot, take a right, then go straight on a road for about 15 miles, then take another right. AND SHE DIDNT GET IT. RIGHT, STRAIGHT, THEN ANOTHER FRIGGEN RIGHT. After I explained to her again, the 3 word directions she added, "Well, pray for me boys." PRAY for YOU> I'll pray that God gets angry and decides to weed out the population starting with you.

I'm sorta worked up after that. Also this fair was an awesome mullet and stone cold steve austin 3:16 shirt fest. Oh yes the K-mart specials were out that night for sure. But honestly how filthy do you have to be to think this is cool?

Well that's enough about that fair, I also attended a fair that was comprised of one street. One street of stuff, and that's it. It was a sight to be seen. There was the food at the one side, then there was a little stage for a band, then the rides and that's it. Of coarse it's a huge event for the town it's in but the Ry-man was not impressed.

The best part of this fair was my uncle having a pizza place on the street and me being able to shave off a couple dollars on the final tag of a tasty slice of pizza. Also being able to have access to special behind the pizza place parking, which saved me from a nearly 100 foot walk. Oh yeah, i dont some connections, biotch.

Well enough about fairs, and festivals or whatever else because I particularly dislike ALL of them, because one, I dont like rides, two, I dont like people, and three, I dont like wasting my time. So that rules out all the life for me. The only festival I am remotely interested in is The Polish Festival at St. Mike's which totally rules, I've gone like all day everyday since I was about 2 years old. The Polish food is to not be beat and the polka music is top notch. There are friends and family galor, not to mention games of skill and chance. *plug*

Well, that wasnt too funny, but it was just more about me venting, I might just right a follow one up right now, Im not sure. Thanks for reading, also take notice to no Bob bashing, I miss my little man while he is on vacation.