Things I enjoy are Jocks, oh yeah. Particularly because they are hilarious, not only this but they can make the most poinent and interesting statements almost at random it's excellent. If you had a meter that told you how sarcastic something is it would have kicked you in the nuts just there, for having to look at it.

I'm sort of angry. As always. One thing that particularly bothers me is people who aren't funny, making jokes. I mean alright yeah let them give it a shot but after repeated attempts and no success; relize your time to talk is over, just stop now -maybe we'll forget what all you said. Chances are that at least I wont, and I'll constantly be coming up with new and better ways to put you down, because I feel it's awesome to make someone look stupid in front of their friends, nothing is grander especially when I'm not even part of the conversation because they dont really like me. Sarcasm meter up kinda high there as well.

My good friend Bethanie just made a comment about the game "padittle" that Joel has wrote on in depth. She stated "yeah, i mean im not about to take off my clothes because some car has its headlight out, its so stupid!" Well put Bethany! I commend you, well said.

Something else that I love is the complete sped that works at Wendy's. He asks, "Dining Room?"

I answer "What?"

He says again "Dining Room?"

I say "You mean am I eating it in here?"

He again says "Dining Room?"

I then reply "WHat the hell is the dining room?"

He answered "Dining Room?"

Now some of you are thinking, what a terrible not funny joke. This actually happened, I swear to fago pop, and from the best of my knowledge he was NOT retarded. There is no "Dining Room" in wendy's, it's WENDY'S, not a restaurant, a fast food chain. "Dining Room," HA! I laugh. After we finally got it straight that I would be eating it in the building I totally confused him on a very simple order; needless to say I hate fast food and I'll be back again far sooner than I can possibly hope.

Here's another idiot. The guy that talks to you while you are trying to work out. I can barely breath, but with that last breath I have he feels it necessary for me to use it on answering his question what "what are you up to?"

" Well I'm trying to lift weight right now and manage my oxygen accordingly." I could obviously not get that off so I merely answered "Nothin." With an undertoned "idiot." What the hell do you think I'm doing here? Well like laying on this thing that looks like a bench, holding a bar with weight on either side of it, So I'm obviously purchased a tub of jam, NEVER ask me what I'm doing again old guy who is trying to be nice and doing a bad job of it.

I also enjoy the people that ask how you are when you are just doing a "walking hello." There is no intention of stopping to talk, so that question along with "what's up?" Becomes completely rhetorical because the person obviously isnt waiting for a responce. SO dont ask a question if you dont mean to talk to someone, real easy, simple, saves a little time, try it out.

NExt up who made the people at the Walmart PhotoShop the kings of the universe. I mean honestly it's like Im burdening them so much to just open a droor and give me my photos that they undoubtedly went through and made copies of. They wear stupid lab coats such as that could be seen on a scientist or other medical degree carrying specialist. They have their own little island in the middle of the electronics where they can sit and gawk at peoples personal photos all day. They also give the other employess these looks like "You wish you were in the photo island, Im about to develope some film, is that ok with you? That's good because I was going to do it anyway." Oh how I loathe the Picture People.

Im adding this late, but I need to write about this. The public transit bus people are all total chodes. DuFast transit is to transportation as a gunshot is to my kneecap. I was driving my car and one was coming down the road, and there was a truck in front of it. On this road only one car can go at a time because of people parked on the side (I have a problem with this too, but that's for another time). The truck notices me coming, pulls over, but I had to stop until the bus pulled over. Instead of pulling over the bus desides to pass the truck and nearly ram into me head on. I had to back my car into an alley as quickly as I could to prevent a collision.

After the bus, going about 40 mph hitting the gap between me and a parked car went past; the female driver gave me some thing with her hands and a dirty look. "Oh im so sorry for trying to drive down the road when I have the right away, have fun driving a public bus for the rest of your life."

Well, it's about 2:33 A.M. so the last half of this probably didnt make sense like the much fabled after Idiots v2. ANyway thanks for reading and as long as there are idiots I'll be there to expose their imcompetence with a bravado and machismo that can only be found in one such as The Ry-man.