Well sometimes I run low on ideas for the site, I try to think of the next thing I'm going to do, will I add on to anything, like I said I would, also will I try this time? Well your answer there is no, but I do in fact hate, sooo much crap that I am able to write one of these anytime I'm suffering from sleep deprivation and a little NyQuil in me. Tonight is that night, I'm not angry per se, but I can fake it pretty well.

Topic number one, the lines at the DMV aren't that long. Bob and I had this conversation; we really can't relate to any comedian, I would say, ever. The process was relatively quick, barring a few stupid comments that I'm sure he tells every day and as the day goes on it gets funnier, but that's it, I was in and out pretty much. So I don't know where the big wait is really? Me taking the test was the longest part and that was all my fault there, albeit them asking me to turn my lights on was pretty stupid but besides that they did what needed be done.

Next up, now why do people think it's really funny to yell some things? I mean I know that elevating your voice seems like quite the comedic coup on my senses but stop for like 3 seconds and think about what you look like. You make me hate everything, everything, even if it's something I love, hearing you yell about it with idiots that don't care makes me hate you, and the thing you are talking about.

Anyway I got myself one of those fancy little digital cameras which are *gasp* the size of a credit card. Oh yeah, "Indoors? Don't Stress. With Autobrite, you can capture bright lights and dim details, so you always see the whole picture." By that, they mean the whole blurry picture, screw you Logitech, I liked you, I want to like you why wont you let me like you? Why? I mean sure I drive a focus, it's no mustang or anything but it gets me around damn it, I might not be too great at sports, but I get nervous you know that, remember that one time at the tire swing Logitech, you were all like "Promise me this"

And then I was like "Anything Logitech."

And then you were all like "Promise that no matter what happens you'll always keep this night with you, the lilly pond, the frogs, the ice cream, old jack wailen's fireworks, and us watching the sun come up under this tree."

"I promised that night Logitech, We promised, did you forget the promise under that willow tree so many years ago?"

Yeah...so now that I might have made you feel awkward, just by reading that, imagine us sitting in a room. Alone, very bright lights and tacky furniture, and I'm staring at you, that should complete the moment.

Wouldn't you think trail mix would have meat in it? I mean what "trails men" made this up? And whoever it was what was he thinking?

Well I have along day of killing Indians; I better start it off with raisons, nuts, and some M & M's, those yellers won't see what hit em. Really now.

Well I'm angry now, nothing like bad news to get me writing a good "idiots." I also sort of have a head ache, I never get head aches but sometimes I get real angry and it can't escape onto this form fast enough and explores other means I suppose, such as, the sides and top of my head.

Anyway, I'm listening to Rammstein and thinking about what a terrible idea the snow saucer is, what the hell? 3 inches down the hill you are backwards. Good design, sure they are inexpensive but how hard is it to put little crevices that let you go down the hill straight is it? OH WAIT IT ISN'T, SCREW YOU KMART SCREW YOU.

SO then I was all like K'Mart, or "BIG F'n K," whatever, your saucer sleds suck, you can go straight to hell, backwards for 3/4 the way, see how you like it you big red son of a bitch.

So then I punch Big K right in its stupid head and put it on a crystal sail boat and put it in the middle of a sea of stars. It slowly drifted along that sea for many years and then I found it right were I left it many years after that and with my great fist I brought down unto it great vengeance and furious anger with which I used to cast out the K and I allowed only a male and female to survive so that they may pass their story of the sea onto it's generations so that they will not make the same mistake. That is how much I hate K (ghetto) Mart.

I also realized why I have been in a drought lately I have been relatively happy, I am of course no longer, because I think I like being upset more than not I don't know I enjoy conflict, and that's why I'm going to issue a list of people, and things I want them to change to make me happy. That wouldn't piss anyone off I'm sure because everyone is perfect, according to them, "I'm an individual."

Yes, a stupid individual and everything that makes you unique repulses the rest of the world and it's not cool to hold on so tightly to something you know to be odd just to have it, let it go, join the crowd, if "everyone" likes it there is a good reason you'll like at least some of it, we as humans aren't too different from one another and once the world's weirdo furries and Goth poets figure that out we can live relatively happily. Punks you say you hate us because we are all the same, look at all of your "punk friends" they look the exact same as you, just most of the world likes being clean, so your the minority, if you were the majority and therefore what is "cool" you would then like it, so screw you, you whiny punk bitch.

I don't know if you have noticed but I refuse to use the "f" word on the site, I think it maintains a level of family and credibility on the site, I don't know, most of the curse words or whatever else I use you can find on cable I'm sure, so stop whining I don't care what you think, or if I use the word "gay" don't be offended *cough* fair weather revolutionary, get a life and stop trying to find things to be offended by. Furthermore being gay isn't a more diverse world, it is a less diverse world, being bi-sexual is the most diverse world, then being straight, and then gay is in dead last, think about it for two seconds and you'll figure that out, because you like the same thing as what you ARE, no diversity at all.

"Ryan you can't say that." I can say what I want, I can express my views this is a private website, if you don't like what I have to say, read bob's stuff, it's better than mine anyways, and he is more socially conscious than I am, you wont be quite as offended.

WELL that's about all I have at the moment. I'll leave you with this, hoping to not be too preachy but for those of you worrying about reaching heaven, a little bit of it reaches you everyday, it's your responsibility to realize that and utilize the time you have. Every second you waste, and even the time you wasted reading this you will never have back. If there is something you want to do, do it now don't calculate the consequences if you stop to do that, you waste time, and you forget the funniest part is the way there, it doesn't matter, you can't second guess how to live you life. Furthermore I purposely put some grammatical errors in here because I think some things just sound better, so screw you. Peace friends.