Strip Padittle: Cmon guys.. there's a better way...

"PADITTLE! Now you have to take off your shirt!"
Now, you see that? This is probably one of your more common ploys, other than Truth or Dare or Strip Poker, for you to get your female passenger to get naked. With this in mind, I'd like to add that its a proven fact that most 'gentlemen' (I use that term very VERY loosely, mind you) lack the skills needed to get a girl naked without using elementary games such as these.

No offence to anyone who actaully plays these games, but how cool will your buddies think you are when you're casually talking about what you and your lady friend did the previous night and you say you got her to take her shirt off by playing a rousing game of strip padittle! WOO! Meanwhile, your less juvenile friends talk about the night of steamy love making they experienced that WASN'T at their parents' house, but in maybe their own apartment, a hotel room, or their dead grandmother's house that has been unchanged since her death. I personally prefer the grandma's house myself. If you're anything like me, I simply can't be on my 'A' game unless i'm in a dead relatives bed.

Basically what i'm trying to say is... there are better ways out there fellas. Try pointing out the fact that you could die at any time and the only thing that can keep you alive is seeing some boobies. Or merely explain how you're exploring new cultures and that the people of Mozambique greet one another by engaging in random sex whenever and wherever they are, be it on the street, in the supermarket, in front of the Amish, or behind cousin Johnny's shed.

So guys, try to be creative next time your pocket rocket needs a sprocket or when your one eyed hoagie needs to get rid of some mayo. I mean...anythings better than strip padittle.

Striving for a better, cleaner society,
Joel Fitzpatrick