Top 10:  Reasons why you aren't racist.

10.  Mommy says it's wrong.

9.  You can't respect other's views and opinions.

8.  You collect anti-racist pamphlets.

7.  Your group of hipster friends says it's cliché.

6.  You like rap music.

5.  Racism is intolerant, since you respect everything except for things that

    society tells you not to like.

4.  MTV had a special on it.

3.  You live north of Virginia.

2.  You were kicked out of the KKK because you said "This is Jewish!"

    Apparently you knew too much...

AND

1.  The colors of the confederate flag clash.