What's the deal with Stunt men? When they light themselves on fire, they wear extra layers of clothing. Isn't it hot enough already?

What's the deal with people at the movies? when the movie is over, they clap. Do they think the makers of the movie can hear them?

What's the deal with terrorists? They hijack a plane going to Colorado and say, "take this plane to Cuba!" Why doesn't he just board a plane going to Cuba in the first place?

What's the deal with Toucan Sam? With all the colors on his nose, you'd think he was gay. Seems pretty fruity to me. Speaking of fruity, why does that mark people as gay? I know people that eat alot of fruit and they aren't gay. One of those people is my Mom. And why is it that people call their parents gay? How did they have you?

What's the deal with the name Bob? I hate it when people ask me what my name is. I say "Bob" and they always ask "Paul?" or "Purple monkey dishwasher?" Speaking of Bob, do I float in water?

What's the deal with Boyfriend/girlfriend talk? "hun" and "babe," Last time I checked Babe was a talking pig in a movie and the huns were a barbaric, nomadic tribe in Asia. WHAT'S THE DEAL?

What's the deal with Nuns? They look alot like penguins. And speaking of penguins, why can't they fly? They're birds aren't they. I bet they just fly when we aren't looking.

What's the deal with abbreviations? "LOL, PLZ, THX, and so on." Who comes up with these? JUST TYPE IT OUT! I think it would've been ironic had I wrote "etc." instead of "and so on."

What's the deal with the country Turkey? Why not chicken? I say Canada and Turkey should go to war. Then Belgium and France will join with Canada. They would make one hell of a Waffle! Speaking of Waffles, why don't pancakes have small, round holes in them? And why do they taste so different from waffles? They all use Bisquick, which by the way, is the Microsoft of Breakfast.

What's the deal with Silent letters? How do you know it's silent? How is "ough" all one sound? That's alot of letters! And in the word "Rock" is the "C" silent? THINK ABOUT IT!

What's the deal Myren Cope? Why is he so annoying? How did he develop that awful voice? And why did Pittsburgh give him a job?

What's the deal with England? They have the weirdest phrases like: "Can I Knock you up?" That means to wake you up! And they call cigarettes "fags!" I can just imagine some guy from America walking into a bar and hearing a Smoking addict say, "I'm just dying to have a fag in my mouth." That American would be scared out of his mind, he'd think he was in a gay bar.

What's the deal with Dr. Pepper? It doesn't taste like pepper, though you can decide if it tastes like your doctor (wink wink, nudge nudge). And speaking of Dr. Pepper, where is he? I'd like to meet him! Do you think all he drinks is Dr. Pepper? And if so, is he a diabetic?

What's the deal with Lifeguards? Why are they so mean? I think as an induction ceremony they get a pole rammed up their ass, that's the only logical explanation.

What's the deal with Lucky Charms? I don't feel a whole lot luckier when I eat them. And what about a person who gets hit by a car right after eating the cereal? Is that Lucky?

What's the deal with Cards? Who is the jack? And what about the 10? He has the same value as the royalty but has no face/clothes. And the 2 is probably pretty mad too, he's more than the Ace, yet is the lowest value card.

What's the deal with pop music? I always trash it (It sucks!), and I when I'm trashing it people always deny liking it. I can't think of one person who says they liked Brittney Spears or the Schmackmeat boys. If no one likes them, why are they so Popular?

What's the deal with People who attract Pity to themselves? I've seen a girl that went to a party and just cried the Whole time. If you feel that bad, stay home. And a guy who gets some daily says, "Dude, chicks hate me." He's just throwing out his fishing line for compliments. I think the facts that he gets ANY is compliment enough.

What's the deal with Seahorses? The male has the baby, that doesn't make much sense. Last time I checked, That's a female.

What's the deal with Telemarketers? Do you think they ever called a Jahovus Witness? Imagine how annoying that conversation would be. And who do you think would hang up first?

What's the deal with the word Repeat? Shouldn't it mean to 'peat' again? And if it did, what exactly would 'peating' be?

What's the deal with lesbians? Who has to make the first move? Probably the most manly of the two.

What's the deal with athiests? People who no religion are considered athiests, yet atheism is a religion.