Morning started off the same way that it always does, I was taking a shower and talking to all my friends. Things were slightly awkward since we were all mourning the death of Cornelius still.

Emilio brought up that the west side sinks were closing in on the shower and suggested that the community in the shower form a gang. I said it sounded like a good idea and further suggested they should draw lines and get a couple of guns.

After a week or two the there were clear gang lines drawn and there had been at least two gang related gunfights, and two unconfirmed kills.

Then after a month the two groups organized and made two warring crime families. They then began to control different fascets of life in the greater Dubois area. The Sink Family seemed to be more interested in high speed internet access and technology based roles while the Shower Family stuck mostly with construction and endeauvers of that nature.

I will now explain the role of comman for out friends in the shower. The Don of the family being Safeguard the bar of soap, because he is the key component to any successful shower.

The assassin or right hand man of the group being Shawntel, because of his proviciency with crude weaponry and small arms fire. His sidekick being Emilio, as you have seen in the papers is a relatively calm conditioner, but when angry cannot only soften, but also repair damaged strands of hair.

A new friend to the shower, Simian the sharper image shaving mirror is the eyes and eyes of the operation, not only does he magnify, but when he gets fogged up, a little bit of warm water runs on the inside of him and he clears right up.

After the roles had been set each member of the community was made to enter through an initiation process in order to confirm loyalty to the Family.

In the first part of the initiation the member is required to deal any amount of lasting damage to the sink. Shawntel decided to "burn their goddamned houses down." So he started a fire in my drawer that I had to quickly put out, the other members followed in uniform to his masterpiece of arson. The other parts of the initiation are confidential.

So far there are only several members from the sink family that have been identified. Slim Jim the toothebrush and Antonio the tube of colgate toothepaste are always downtown looking for action.

Then on a Thursday afternoon Slim Jim bumped into Shawntel at the fish market. Shawntel quickly confronted him and Slim Jim retaliated by pulling out his 9mm.

Shawntel staired back, Jim started to sweat. Shawntel kept still.

Jim lost his nerve and choked on a tear, in that second Shanwtel drew his shotgun and put a couple hundred pieces of shrapnel into Jim's stomach. He was still alive though, barely, so Shawntel walked over to him and placed his fingers into his stomach and with the blood still dripping wrote "shower" onto his forehead. Shawntel stayed their, stooped over him and watched Jim die.

With that the great Shower and Sink family battle was born in blood.