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Scooby Doo


<ry-man> Spider man is gay now
<Bob-0> I knew that movie would ruin the franchise
<ry-man> well it ws still recovering from the early spidey
<ry-man> Ew ew it's starting!
<ry-man> How does shaggy get roller skates?
<Bob-0> how are they scared of these ghosts? They look like ancient cross dressers
<Bob-0> they probably have them in the van
<ry-man> good call
<ry-man> They are on a dance game show
<ry-man> oh my god
<Bob-0> Fred's such a flamer, what does daphne see in him...
<ry-man> another person with a neckerchief
<ry-man> the poor lesbian girl never has a friend
<Bob-0> that guy in the suit is the ghost!
<ry-man> Probably...
<ry-man> Fred uses his arms and hands when he talks
<ry-man> and he's a an idiot
<ry-man> and where did scoob and shag get all that food they are wrapped up in?
<Bob-0> The lesbian is the only smart one, and she gets captured all the time
<ry-man> The wax person swore revenge...
<ry-man> a wax vandal...will....destroy us all... eh?
<Bob-0> Wax phantoms are the worst type, he might make us smell funny at best...
<ry-man> And melt onto us...
<Bob-0> that would be too sensual for Scoody Doo
<Bob-0> mopeds kick ass!
<ry-man> Wow i didnt even think of it that way..
<ry-man> Scoob and shag are trippin already
<Bob-0> haha that owl is probably spitting yellow frogs at them in their eyes
<ry-man> Haha i liek the old guy who keeps rubbing that ball..
<ry-man> i think the candles are hardly sensual compared to that
<Bob-0> I have to agree there
<Bob-0> doesn't his green skin make him suspicious?
<ry-man> I like how he laughs at there ever answer (the villain)
<ry-man> Its more grey than green i'd say
<ry-man> but yes... i agree
<Bob-0> it's not that damn funny...
<ry-man> nothing is that damn funny
<Bob-0> look at the fat arab in the back...
<Bob-0> why does shaggy eat dog food?
<ry-man> Valma... why?
<ry-man> Because shaggy is too high to care
<ry-man> oh it's the wax monster display, thank god i might not have slept tonight otherwise
<ry-man> that's not a vampire thats a faggy dressed version of johnny cash
<Bob-0> Why do they always split up, and why aen't they heavily armed?
<Bob-0> airlines gives away that it's an airline ticket
<ry-man> I ... dont know
<ry-man> wax food...
<ry-man> and how is there trap door..EVERYWHERE
<Bob-0> and it's always the same exact color and shape as the floor, with NO LINES to show where it is
<ry-man> Yeah the wax harlet it's suspicious...and how is the wax fruit juicy?
<Bob-0> maybe it's still wet on the inside
<ry-man> you would htink the wax bandit would have been made a bit more nimble or something
<ry-man> well ... isnt it like completely wax?
<Bob-0> ok now this makes me feel like I'm wasted just thinking about that room
<Bob-0> Oh my God are they going to make it?
<ry-man> The old guy is seinile
<ry-man> or how ever you spell it
<Bob-0> Scooby is a cartoon, he can't talk to you or play fetch with you...
<ry-man> Scooby HIts hollywood... oh! on account of the movie coming out...great
<ry-man> exactly bob..he is old and doesnt know any better
<Bob-0> I don't think I want to go to that movie
<ry-man> I dont think i want that movie to ever come out
<Bob-0> Ronald McDonald, such a flamer
<ry-man> i mean, they arent real people...it's gonna ruin an already soiled franchise
<ry-man> I like the milk commercials...
<Bob-0> these are high quality
<ry-man> Haha... oh yes
<Bob-0> Dragon Ball Z, are you a fan?
<ry-man> dragon ball z sucks, i mean i like some anime but not hat
<ry-man> hat=that
<ry-man> how about you?
<Bob-0> Exactly, all the episodes are the exact same
<ry-man> Old dude back!
<ry-man> Right now he thinks there are spiders all over him
<Bob-0> He's a Cartoon!!! And so are the spiders...
<ry-man> What's his name? Don Naughts? or Don Nutz should i say? on account of him being crazy! oh yes
<Bob-0> oh my quite the pun my friend...
<ry-man> "Oh that old phatom, he makes me so mad"
<ry-man> superb
<Bob-0> greatest voice acting ever...
<ry-man> I havent seen a voice over this great since ... ever
<ry-man> the phantom can laugh like scoob
<ry-man> why dont they get up, merely their arms are tied
<Bob-0> almost as good as a 1st grade play, I bet the phantom is stoned too
<Bob-0> honestly, and how are they untied?
<ry-man> they well down bob...
<ry-man> i might not make it through this whole show
<ry-man> The phatom just stared at scooby's junk man
<Bob-0> the phantom is going to put on a dress...I feel my heart slowing...
<Bob-0> he must get awfully lonely.
<ry-man> How does the wax stay wet, yet not come off anywhere...
<ry-man> I bet he doesnt have many non-wax friends
<Bob-0> that couldn't have been more conspicuous
<ry-man> they are painting a door for him to run into...
<Bob-0> wow that was ridiculous
<ry-man> NO NO NO HE opened it! he cant do that, it's a painting!
<Bob-0> it was still wet too!
<ry-man> Dont even tell me it's over
<ry-man> Well now that's it still going it's a bitter sweet feeling
<Bob-0> I hope he doesn't die like that
<ry-man> "hide on the top of those crates"
<ry-man> good hiding spot fred
<ry-man> TOP of the CRATES
<Bob-0> it's like "hide in the middle of this empty room"
<ry-man> maybe set off a flare of a concealment while your at it
<Bob-0> make a neon sign...
<ry-man> the "wax phantom" would be so successful if he didnt make the groaning noise constantly
<ry-man> if they even pull off a mask ill be pissed
<Bob-0> haha stealth is essential, I think they will
<ry-man> Old waxy can ride some board
<Bob-0> way to blow the plan Fred...
<ry-man> Fred covered them with scalding hot wax... chalk another one up
<Bob-0> they better be dead...
<ry-man> DAMN!
<ry-man> they couldnt breath though
<Bob-0> what a dissapointment
<ry-man> Well you sure called that one
<Bob-0> Damn I'm good!
<ry-man> WOW
<ry-man> it was the station manager
<ry-man> why'd we even watch it
<Bob-0> I told you that 1 minute in
<Bob-0> what was his crime? being made of wax?
<Bob-0> Good one Fred you queer...
<ry-man> he sure is a bright fellow, for his ingenious plot to embezzle money, he included himself being covered in wax and chasing teenagers around a wax museum
<ry-man> wonder how he didnt get away with that one...
<Bob-0> why didn't he run, instead of chase?
<ry-man> WHy did he cover himself with wax?
<ry-man> WHY GOD WHY?!
<Bob-0> why didn't he shoot them?
<ry-man> Or at least taser them...
<Bob-0> This is going to make me lose sleep all week
<Bob-0> throw scalding wax on THEM!
<ry-man> And perhaps a gallon of home made liquor
<Bob-0> with a match accompanying the liquor
<ry-man> YEa... not too much i can say in reply to that one
<Bob-0> All together, that episode/show sucks, why do we bother watching it?
<ry-man> To make fun of it of coarse..
<ry-man> and I agree it sucks as bad as it did when I was about 5
<Bob-0> well I hope the people that read this enjoy our suffering
<ry-man> Damn right...and in conclusion this show is good for neither the entire family or anyone at all
<Bob-0> Unless you're a wax museum owning tyrant
<ry-man> The greatest part of the show was the gogurt commercial, purely because it has to do with star wars
<Bob-0> Star wars rules!
<ry-man> Good call...
<ry-man> see attack of the clones yet?
<Bob-0> So my conclusion is: Star Wars=Good (esp. attack of the Clones) Scooby=Bad
<ry-man> Tru dat
<Bob-0> I have to go read to Kill A Mockingbird (shudder) I'll talk to you later
<ry-man> WEll ill go ahead and post this, barring the beignning of the convo...yeah that book is awful
<Bob-0> alright later!
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