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<XEvilClow> damn right you here
<XEvilClow> type
<XEvilClow> type "/nick bob"
<Guest1895> I tried it
<XEvilClow> it wont let me change mine either... damn them
<Guest1895> Filthy filthy bastards
<XEvilClow> indeed goto commands and nickserv , see if that works
*** XEvilClow is now known as Evilone
*** Guest1895 is now known as Bob-0
<Bob-0> alright there it is
<Evilone> damn... let me change to evilone but nothing else... damn them!
*** Evilone is now known as EvilClown
<Bob-0> why is it so unresponsive and disfunctional?
<EvilClown> because it's not polaris
<Bob-0> you're damn right it's not
<EvilClown> it's regular MIRC and it's built to cause me pain
*** EvilClown sets mode: +o Bob-0
<Bob-0> I've had it for 10 minutes and I hate it already
<EvilClown> as you should, ill find polaris and send it your way
<Bob-0> I can't accept any files, damn firewalls
<EvilClown> haha...ill send a url then
<EvilClown> are you tuned into mtv in preperation yet?
<Bob-0> ok how long will it take you to find it? I'm tuned there ....now
<EvilClown> Great!
<EvilClown> find what?
<Bob-0> never mind...
* Bob-0 needs to take a dump
<Bob-0> I'll be back in a jiffy
* EvilClown ass
* EvilClown says ok
<EvilClown> a jiffy is too long...
<EvilClown> i need you now
<EvilClown> 10:28
<EvilClown> ..
<EvilClown> the clock is ticking
<EvilClown>
<Bob-0> and I'm back
<EvilClown> thank god
<EvilClown> one minute to spare..
<EvilClown> this should be fun
<EvilClown> you like the faq idea?
<Bob-0> I hope so...this show better not suck
<Bob-0> the FAQ idea is marvelous
<EvilClown> we're not talking about your grandpa
<EvilClown> Yes indeed ma friend ill type it up and put it on the site sometime, ill redisign the top we need more options
<Bob-0> my grandpa is 10 times kooler than you'll ever be! the design sounds neat
<EvilClown> indeed it does...the white chick is supa hot on real world but she gets on my damned nerves...
<EvilClown> not that I watch it or anything
<Bob-0> I don't watch it...ever though she is hot
<EvilClown> point noted
<EvilClown> uh oh! it's over! time for the ozz man
<EvilClown> ozz man cometh... had to
<Bob-0> I'm excited for the first group review
<EvilClown> As am I, should we post the entire convo?
<EvilClown> oh wait ti's starting...
<EvilClown> => it
<EvilClown> ozzy meets dvd
<Bob-0> I wonder if Ozzy was heavily abused as a child
<EvilClown> I hope he doesnt bash the brains out of his dog when he gets frustrated with it
<EvilClown> everything has crosses
<Bob-0> I love animals, I hope this beeping noise doesn't resound like a vietnam flashback
<EvilClown> good call...
<EvilClown> "no vargrancy" uh-oh
<EvilClown> vagrancy that is
<Bob-0> that sounds like there is little or no vagrancy in the osbourne household
<EvilClown> There goes my plans
<EvilClown> Professional skater=stoner
<Bob-0> I agree
<EvilClown> god in japan=giant robot or lizard
<Bob-0> Lizard!
<EvilClown> we both know what catagory he falls into
<EvilClown> Now I hope ozzy bashes his brains out...
<EvilClown> with the dvd case
<EvilClown> or the remote
<Bob-0> I think it's painfully obvious that the good people of Ace combs isn't a sponsor of this show
<EvilClown> Ozzy has more gold chains than Mr. T
<EvilClown> I also pity the fool
<Bob-0> and more tatoos than lizard man
<EvilClown> I dont know...it's close
<Bob-0> I don't just pity the fool, I pity the twit in ozzy's case
<EvilClown> and i think he just said "plutonium turds"
<Bob-0> that's a very unique phrase, I have yet to use it
<EvilClown> Hmm the pro skater is back.. wonder if it's to mooch some free food?
<EvilClown> he needs substance to skate of coarse
<EvilClown> he's like 43
<EvilClown> and retarded
<EvilClown> Lovely addition to the family
<Bob-0> or just to get on TV, I wish I could be retarded middle aged skater that mooches off of Ozzy Osbourne
<EvilClown> Tru Dat
<EvilClown> Or liza maneli
<EvilClown> but that would be just weird
<Bob-0> she's creepy, very creepy
<EvilClown> eww... wait we're getting off task
<EvilClown> The Ozzman cometh..
<Bob-0> Finally
<EvilClown> By friends i dont think they meant retarded skaters...
<Bob-0> I think ozzy's daughter could be hot if she was a totally different person, retarded skaters make poor friends...
<EvilClown> Mmm Ozzy says, ccc-cookies are g-good
<EvilClown> Yeah the daughter has some potential, minus alittle fat i suppose
<Bob-0> this audio quality is so poor, I can't hear a damn word
<EvilClown> No that's just ozzy
<Bob-0> and a new hair doo, new body, new family, new accent...hmm scratch that
<EvilClown> yeah... back to the drawing board
<Bob-0> let's just say that blonde real world chick is hot
<EvilClown> Now the pro skater needs a new bottle of brandy
<EvilClown> Real World chick is hot...damn hot, the kind of hot that makes me sad
<Bob-0> that clothing was too revealing for a man to wear
<EvilClown> I dont think the skater has said a full word yet, lots of mumbling, scotch must be part of his rigorus training process
<EvilClown> Good call...he burned the rooster, he must go
<Bob-0> haha it's the offseason, nothing to do but drink
<Bob-0> Ryan these commercials embody everything I hate...I must stop watching
<EvilClown> His name is "Dill" what were his parents thinking? other than lets hope he dies at a young age
<Bob-0> I'm hoping he dies in this show
<EvilClown> Ah, pop culture, destroying senses
<Bob-0> destroying opinions, minds, and my entire life
<EvilClown> Liek i said ozzy is gonna crush his skull with something odd...they are skateboarding in the commercial... like Dill
<Bob-0> Maybe ozzy will bash his skull in with a skateboard
<EvilClown> Good call bob, point noted... this 1-800-collect chick was a lot hotter without bangs
<EvilClown> what the hell is up with that?
<Bob-0> Bob agree's 100%, I need to call her and tell her my opinion on her hotness
<EvilClown> GTA3 looks sweet though
<Bob-0> I wish they had it for PC so we could get illegally
<EvilClown> Even though I loath the PS2
<EvilClown> uh... you meant legally (im posting this)
<EvilClown> I can edit though
<Bob-0> oh I'm sorry ryan, I didn't want to give away what my BROTHER does for a living
<EvilClown> Scorpian king... in that commercial could they use the word rock anymore times? I wasnt sure
<EvilClown> Oh yes..your brother... right
<Bob-0> I mean I guess he's making a cameo appearance in it from what I gather
<EvilClown> The black night movie... wow... Martin Lawrence should meet the same fate as "dill"
<Bob-0> I'll make more money this summer than that movie did
<EvilClown> you mean whoring out you body? - it's back on
<Bob-0> well you're the only one that would buy
<EvilClown> They should put cascade in Dill's liquor
<Bob-0> if they don't do it I will
<EvilClown> Doubt it, it's pretaped... and who the hell is the kid in the camo wear? or should I
say the moving tree with a face
<EvilClown> Dill likes magazines with picture because he cant read
<Bob-0> haha his whole look doesn't stop angering me
<EvilClown> Word.
<EvilClown> He's dissen the Ozzman
<Bob-0> Ozzy really needs to kill him, he wants to
<EvilClown> you can tell in his eyes...
<Bob-0> and his incoherent mumblings
<EvilClown> incoherent to you...plain language to other retarded british rockers...
<EvilClown> sorry ozzman, that was a low blow
<Bob-0> in the words of the great Seinfeld "Who are these people???"
<EvilClown> wow...more ugly people...
<EvilClown> Ozzy seriously needs to kill people, fast
<Bob-0> I'll gladly Fed Ex my tooth brush
<EvilClown> And some head and shoulders
<EvilClown> wow what was that? 4 minutes of the show and more commercials?
<Bob-0> well this is a big dissapointment, MTV is a commercial whore
<EvilClown> "back to the hood" great...you in suburbia needs to watch that
<Bob-0> I need to go back to the hood bro, I'm all black and such
<EvilClown> commercial whore/money whore/mouth whore... interchangeable...
<EvilClown> Tru dat nza, ho's run through me like H20 ya feel me?
<Bob-0> ____ + Whore = MTV
<Bob-0> I be feelin' dat
<EvilClown> We can use that equation to similute the amount of hate we fell for Dill maybe...
<Bob-0> Filth + whore = dill
<Bob-0> yes it works
<EvilClown> You beat me to it
<Bob-0> I'm sorry if I'd known you were as witty as me I'd have let you have it
<EvilClown> No quite alright...
<EvilClown> He a movie with a kid in prison, didnt you used to play a game called balls on chin when you were in the county back in compton?
<Bob-0> The New Guy Looks like the worst thing I've ever seen since the Hindenberg
<EvilClown> No... "Go Yaffa" takes the cake my friend
<Bob-0> that's soccer mom to the 100000th power
<Bob-0> why the hell would a teenager need tupperware?
<EvilClown> but it's the "wildest furniture" bob
<EvilClown> get with it, I already have like 8 of them...each of which I plan to destroy in a
different way
<Bob-0> well since it was on MTV i definetly need to conform...
<EvilClown> We need to also get the "hook up" on mtv.. it's only way -show's back on
<EvilClown> for another minute before commercials of coarse
<EvilClown> 10 stories high, goto hell dill
<Bob-0> I don't even know why we write on the show, the commercials are longer
<EvilClown> Ew jack without a shirt...
<EvilClown> dont fat people wear t-shirts when they go swimming?
<Bob-0> Go yappa seems very appealing now
<EvilClown> Yaffa bob... Yaffa
<EvilClown> dude the dog just like spewed major, that was sick
<Bob-0> I apologize, my common sense is telling me not to pay attention
<Bob-0> Yes Dill's leaving!
<EvilClown> Thatta way mom, get Dill the hell out
<Bob-0> kick his ass to the curb and hit him with your Eurowagon
<EvilClown> Ever see American history X?
<Bob-0> never came across it...
<EvilClown> n/m then... Be strong jack
<EvilClown> Well Dill is off to his refrigerator box behind the convenience store
<Bob-0> it wouldn't be very difficult for me to do
<EvilClown> I like how he uses the term "Pro Skater" instead of unemployed
<Bob-0> haha I'm a pro student
<EvilClown> And im a pro milk drinker... i need more respect for that says Dill
<EvilClown> Well it's over Bob how'd you like it?
<Bob-0> well I'm going to tell you now, this show is why I don't watch much TV
<Bob-0> how about you RYan?
<EvilClown> this show is the reason I do watch mtv...
<EvilClown> but the sunday night lineup on Fox is why I watch Tv at all
<Bob-0> the high point of the 15 minutes of actual footage was Dill getting booted
<Bob-0> The Sunday lineup is the best around
<EvilClown> Superb...never fails to dissapoint...unlike Mtv with is bling bling, and it's bippin and the boppin
<Bob-0> and the hippin and the hoppin, you forget what the Jazz is all about
<EvilClown> It's about the Jell-o puddin mmm
<EvilClown> And the puddin pops
<Bob-0> I'm glad you remember that quote Ryan, so how are you going to handle this post?
<EvilClown> Hmm I can like copy the whole thing... and like edit it a bit? and just post it?
<EvilClown> it can be our like "thoughts on stuff" or whatever ya know? new thing on the site
<Bob-0> yeah I think some of the data needs to be arranged, thoughts on stuff is good
<EvilClown> we need a snappier name though, think of it tommorrow... we also need monkeys that can type, I'll lock him in my bathroom
<EvilClown> And feed it like bananas and stuff
<EvilClown> It should be the equivalent to most gaming sites anyway
<Bob-0> I'll lock him in my closet, and feet it small democratic midgets
<Bob-0> *feed
<EvilClown> Im pretty sure monkeys like bananas....bob
<Bob-0> not these monkeys, anyway RYAN I'll talk to you tomorrow I'm out
<EvilClown> Later bob-0 (with a zero)
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